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listen i'm just gonna make an avengers academy tony i don't care anymore. (or maybe i'll make a steve for once?) }
'OhmygodOhmygodOhmygoddd- Its really him- Its, holy shit-
Okay keep it together DP you got this!'
Deadpool inner monologued as he watched the billionaire playboy philanthropist stand just a few feet from him, RIGHT THERE.
/Did he ever mentioned he was a fan? Eh maybe he did.
Slowly, Wade approached Mr.Stark, eyeballing his backside- but taking a quick glance at his butt before tapping his shoulder-
Yesss.
"Ehm, Um, Hello M-Mister Stark."
Okay keep it together DP you got this!'
Deadpool inner monologued as he watched the billionaire playboy philanthropist stand just a few feet from him, RIGHT THERE.
/Did he ever mentioned he was a fan? Eh maybe he did.
Slowly, Wade approached Mr.Stark, eyeballing his backside- but taking a quick glance at his butt before tapping his shoulder-
Yesss.
"Ehm, Um, Hello M-Mister Stark."
Tony fiddled impatiently with his phone, turning it over and over in his hands as he listened to the guy in his ear. His bluetooth device was started to irritate him, as was the fact he hadn't yet sealed this deal. God, you'd think giving up CEO to Pepper would give him a lower workload, but no, once you save the world once or twice it's all "Mr Stark, we're not so sure you're fit for duty ...". Did he mention he'd saved the world? How could that be anything other than a giant "I'm pretty wicked" sign? He startled when someone tapped his shoulder.
"Just a second," he mouthed, turning around. He hadn't quite yet registered the outfit. "No-- Well you can tell Johnson to take his opinion and shove it up -- no, no, you're incompetent. You're completely incompetent. I'm firing you. Get Hollingsworth to speak to Ms Potts, a promotion is in the works if she can convince Edwards to get off my ass." Hanging up, he stared at the newcomer. "Hi."
// You're brilliant XD Also hello, I just- I'm sorry if I weird you out XD AlsoTonyStarkIsMyEverythingBtwIJust-
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The Merc-with-a-mouth slightly towered over the other in an awkward stance, as he approached he grinned ear to ear towards this conversation,
why wasn't this guy The President or something?
--Was he fangirling to much? Ah who gives a shit. Its Tony fucking Stark!
Wade's milky white masked eyes squinted casually upon the tap, he held his breath for some reason before the shorter male figited and slowly turned towards him while angerly finishing his call, DP Wiggled in his place and cocked his head down slightly while standing uncomfortably close.
"Mister... Hi- Ehm Yo! I mean- Pool, Dead.... DEADPOOL- Sir. I dont know if you remember me at all, I was the one who stole- ehhm- I mean, tried... to stop the idiot who stole your jet a few months back-- heh I came to apologize for letting that dirty handsome fello- Idiot get away!" Wade laughed with a light nervous snort.
Dang, Deadpool you have it bad- you forgot how much this guy was legend and you still stole from him? Good luck.
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The Merc-with-a-mouth slightly towered over the other in an awkward stance, as he approached he grinned ear to ear towards this conversation,
why wasn't this guy The President or something?
--Was he fangirling to much? Ah who gives a shit. Its Tony fucking Stark!
Wade's milky white masked eyes squinted casually upon the tap, he held his breath for some reason before the shorter male figited and slowly turned towards him while angerly finishing his call, DP Wiggled in his place and cocked his head down slightly while standing uncomfortably close.
"Mister... Hi- Ehm Yo! I mean- Pool, Dead.... DEADPOOL- Sir. I dont know if you remember me at all, I was the one who stole- ehhm- I mean, tried... to stop the idiot who stole your jet a few months back-- heh I came to apologize for letting that dirty handsome fello- Idiot get away!" Wade laughed with a light nervous snort.
Dang, Deadpool you have it bad- you forgot how much this guy was legend and you still stole from him? Good luck.
{ Hi! No, it's fine. I love Tony too and I'm excited to see a Wade account! (: I look forward to our RPs. }
Taking a step back, because really, the guy didn't need to be so close, Tony gazed at the ... monstrosity of an outfit presented before him. "Jesus Christ," he muttered under his breath, taking in the tight spandex. It left nothing to the imagination. "What is it with the spandex?" He was a little uncomfortable with the newcomer, but he knew his suit was only seconds away, easily able to be called to him should he need it.
"Deadpool?" Wait, he thought. What had Xavier said? Blah blah ... cyclops, Scott being a dick ... blah blah ... Magneto's 'dad-neto'-like qualities... blah blah ... mercenary with a mouth. "Deadpool! I'm pretty sure you stole the plane, asshole." Regardless of the slightly annoyed tone, Tony wasn't too bothered. The plane had been returned, or, rather, it had been found and not in too bad a shape. Besides, he'd seen what Wade was capable of and was ... a little impressed, to say the least. Didn't so much approve of his morals, sure, but he could learn a trick or two from the acrobatic act Wade had going on. "Why are you out here? I'm pretty sure this means we're all about to die because bad shit follows you everywhere." He didn't sound anything other than curious.
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" hey tony, since you're so old. "
" i came up with the perfect nickname. "
(/ hoe dont do it )
" you ready? "
" iron gran. "
(/ oh my god )
(/ s,,,nor ts )
(/ he thinks that's the gd funniest thing he's ever said )
" you get it ??? "
" iron gran. "
(/ iron gran )
(/ i swear to god pietro )
(/ im not sorry kiddo )
{ R.I.P TONY OH MY GOd }
( oh boy. here's pietro! )
( been a while - )
" i am not old -- i'm gracefully aged. "
( flat, unimpressed stare )
( ok, it's clever, he'll give pietro that )
( but no one likes to be insulted !! )
" no, no i don't. explain it. "
( flat tone. tony why do u have to spoil jokes )
( just accept it was a good one, don't make him 'explain it' and give the squirt a high five )
" and whilst you're at it, explain how you appear 25 but act like a 10 year old. "